No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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