So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Farmville is her only friend.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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