come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
