did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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