I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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