Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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