We're facebook friends in real life
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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