HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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