Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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