I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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