I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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