oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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