He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
