Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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