it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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