wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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