You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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