I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
