Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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