Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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