Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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