The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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