What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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