the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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