Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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