singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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