I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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