sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You can't motorboat a personality
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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