is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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