wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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