Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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