One girl and one boy is just not enough.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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