Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just want nice things and good sex
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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