i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
this boner is exhausting
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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