after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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