I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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