Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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