So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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