We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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