The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We talked him into tasing himself.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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