worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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