if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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