you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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