BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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