it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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