just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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