Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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