Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
tell me about the fingering
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