my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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