are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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