If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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