how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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