your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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