I could have mohawked her pubes.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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