we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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