There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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